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Tuesday, April 25, 2006



A SOLEMN Anzac Day ceremony was to be held in the small township of Briagolong, in Victoria's east, to honour Private Jacob Kovco who died in Iraq. Hot War - Cold War - Nothing Fair in War ... (Nothing new under the sun ...)

Rushing Through Cold River: The Local Edge
Tolstoy claimed that all happy families are alike and that unhappy families are unhappy in their own way. That may be true of families, but if Tolstoy had looked at local communities, he might have concluded just the opposite ...
A thriving village atmospheres like the one experienced at Bondi are full of surprises. It may be one-of-a-kind shop, spontaneous meeting between neighbors, unique local products, or seasonal iceberg entertainment. Whatever the local mix includes, it sings out clearly that this seaside place is what it is and cannot be confused with any other.
A failed suburb is unrelievedly dreary. Boarded up stores, empty lots, a lack of basic services—everything to indicate that the life of the surburb has gone elsewhere. You can see hundreds of them, all alike, across the country. No one sets out to suck the life out of a suburb, but that’s often been the result of many local policies.
The advent of a typical Westfield (by way of comparison, Kemeny’s store) usually spells the end of the local shopkeepers as a vital economic force. Shopping giants with the promise of “national tenants” can also have a negative impact by siphoning off business from the malls until nothing is left but an endless series of escalators.
Until recently, the harm caused by wall to wall chain stores has been hard to calculate. It might bother you, but you can’t attach a dollar sign to your uneasiness. But now there is economic data to reinforce the idea that a steady diet of chain stores is bad for your local health.

Now you are officially a published author and your book is all set up with a route to market. Ultimately there is only one person who has all the power to make your book a nationwide hit or a local bust. That person is you. You have the power. It doesn't always have to be you. Sometimes you get lucky, and someone else loves your book so much that they sell thousands or millions for you. For example, there is a bookseller at Bondi who has hand-sold thousands upon thousands of copies of local writers. Rita Nash of Martin Smith loves local authors and she tells everyone about them:
3 Hall Street
Bondi 2026
Voice: 9365 1482

My best argument for why you should promote your cold war book on the Internet is the fact that you're reading this. Make sure that you learn how to make love to Google as it didn't cost me a cent to get s(ix) out of 10 ranking on Google. The only cost is perperation, sneaking something different on your blog and do not be afraid to make mistakes, link to risque articles, illogical structure, random picks, different headlines. One liners that bite. Be prepared to fail and fail better each time. Google loves failures - there are 30 million of us out there. Rule # 1 & 2 just do not mention the word - failure. Instead use success! However, it's much easier to sell your books offline than online, because folks will have an opportunity to leaf through the book and read as many quotes, ideas and poems as they like before purchasing. Books do not sell unless you really make some noise & bring attention to yourself. Even then, it's tough. So get ready.... Start with the local newspaper, the most likely place to write an article about your book



Repeat: Australia's fastest growing online bookstore Booktopia is making my book available Down Under for the first time. Tony Nash who tends to exceed every customer’s expectation is making sure that his company makes a mark in the retail part of the complex publishing world. Link to Cold River
Level 12,
157 Walker Street,
North Sydney, NSW 2060
Head Office: info@booktopia.com.au
Phone: +61 2 9954 1080
Fax: 61 2 9954 6
Booktopia: A book, like revolution, can change the world

Thursday, April 20, 2006



After a moment that seemed like an eternity Media Dragon was born ... In 1980 I rolled downhill to Australia and the only place that would have me fast ;-). They picked me up when I was down!

“You only have to look at that dreadful American man, Henry James. The worst writer in the world. He never risked anything.” V.S. Naipaul minces no words ... and he likes Media Dragon. No one like Naipaul for making you feel both spoilt and inadequate as an audience

The sun sets unevenly and the people
go to bed
The night has a thousand eyes.
The clouds are low, overhead.
Every night it is a little bit
more difficult, a little
harder. My mind
to me a mangle is.
-Robert Creeley

Rich in risk and reward: The "Mystery" of tha (sic) Media Dragon

It has been about a seven years since Media Dragon began an excessive stream of ink over his decision to share his cold moravian river story with the wider world, but only four when the baby was actually born. And soon, in June 2006 exactly, Media Dragon clothed as the blog will be actually 4 years old. Will I reach 4000 posts by June? The Google gals and guys inform me that it is in a vicinity of 3600 posted entries at the moment ... Between then and now we got (envelope pleeze) 935,537 individual sessions; 3,289,927 total pageviews; 4,193,916 individual hits; and we moved a total of 105.78 GB of data through the pipe. We are rather proud of that. As they say, to understand just one life or pipe, you have to swallow the world. Doublethink is what writing is all about. You believe and you don't believe all at the same time. Everything is possible! I love being on the edge. Forget bleeding edge, let’s talk hemorrhaging edge, way way out there ... Bloggers and Media Dragon pundits are exerting a disproportionately large influence on society. The rise of the blogger

However, life of the blog offers diminishing returns: the longer you are invested, the less likely you are to reap the dividend of survival. Indeed, based on actuary tables, it becomes increasingly less rational to celebrate one's blog future the older one gets. Like my mate Wilston Smith of 1984 and Churchill, I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Why do We Celebrate Birthdays: A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough

He always kept his poise
To the top branches, climbing carefully
With the same pains you use to fill a cup
Up to the brim, and even above the brim.
Then he flung outward, feet first, with a swish,
Kicking his way down through the air to the ground.
-Robert Frost

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I will write about my friends,
the story of each of them,

I see in it, I see myself,
a tragedy like my own tragedy,

I will write about my friends,
about doors that don’t open,

about desires slaughtered at birth,
about the Iron Curtain walls,

and about the thousands of failed escapes,
buried without names,

in the cemetery of isms ...

All that mankind has done, thought or been: it is lying as in magic preservation in the pages of books:

Jozef's journey as a writer has been like a trek through an amazon, a strange jungle, - beautiful, exotic, and frightening at times. Some days are peaceful and full of light, other days feel like nothing but a series of slips and stumbles. Peculiar sights, sounds and creatures have kept me company as I have wandered through strange lands with no map or compass. I am still on this journey, and it continues to take me to fascinating places. Come take a swim with me in Amazon River ... and discover the darkest, sickest recesses of human fishy nature



Publisher: Head of the Double Dragon Double Dragon: Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight
Tail Down Under Booktopia Like the Australian Dream? Some books are merely important. Cold River is necessary
Exclusive as Iceberg Bondi - CEO Network! The Richest Club in the world - The Forbes (Compliments of Robert Scobles and Bill Gates ;-)
S(i)x Degree of Separation is our Oyster! The Psychology of Whole Wide World Revolution!

After his failed marriage of 21 years which took him to all different part of Australia, Jozef Imrich works, lives, and plays in the ocean near Bondi, Sydney. When we are walking in the deepest of valleys the feeling of self-importance is diminished and we are more open to others. The irony will undoubtedly be lost on some, but by failing, Jozef and Cold River succeed brilliantly ;-) My country man and the expert of the blues, Kafka, would be proud of us! The world, like happiness, is an illusion, but if you try hard enough you can beat it ...
My Iceberg: to-die-for location
Live Love Bondi: Terry Burke, Maurizio Terzini and Mario Venneri

There is a tide in the affairs of men, Which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune. Omitted, all the voyage of their life is bound in shallows and in miseries. On such a full sea are we now afloat. And we must take the current when it serves, or lose our ventures.
— William Shakespeare: The Tragedy of Morava River

Tuesday, April 18, 2006



This post was inspired by an aristocracy of excellence - Julie ...

Film is visual brevity.... If the novel is a poem, the film is a telegram.
-- Michael Hastings, screenwriter

A Movie Parable: Adaptation ...Much has been already written about the disappointing third act, but I found it to be a bold and brave statement. Kaufman makes a concession to his artistic integrity which fails in comparison to the rest of his film. But by failing, it succeeds brilliantly. The irony will undoubtedly be lost on some but for those who get the joke, it will be impossible not to appreciate what Kaufman has done.
As one of the characters says in the film, "Adaptation is a profound process," and indeed it is. The act of changing in order to thrive and prosper in the midst of one's environment is something that is commonplace in all of nature. It is no less necessary for us. As natural men and women, we become accustomed to a certain way of behavior. When we are filled with God's spirit and a new awareness and understanding is become known to us, we must learn to adapt or change if we are to thrive and prosper as spiritual men and women. Our "old man" or natural man ways will not cause us to succeed as God's people on this earth.

Someone once asked me what making a movie was like. I said it was like making a mosaic. Each setup is like a tiny tile. You color it, shape it, polish it as best you can. You'll do six or seven hundred of these, maybe a thousand. (There can easily be that many setups in a movie.) Then you literally paste them together and hope it's what you set out to do. But if you expect the final mosaic to look like anything, you'd better know what you're going for as you work on each tiny tile.
When we're sitting at rushes, watching yesterday's work, the greatest compliment we can give each other is, "Good work. We're all making the same movie." That's style.
- "Good style, to me, is unseen style. It is style that is felt." (Sidney Lumet in "Making Movies", 1995

Adaptation: From Cold River to Hot Blockbuster: In Reading the Movies, William Costanzo notes that it has been estimated that a third of all films ever made were adapted from novels Opening shot: Book-to-Film Adaptations: The Wishlist by Jozef Imrich

Ode to Film Makers and Informers: They’re different beasts Serious Voices of Cinema: artist who paints with light
Even Hollywood, bombarded by thousands of scripts weekly, complains incessantly of a shortage of material that is fresh in voice, vision, and point of view. "The ideal writer is the one that has a great concept, a great story and can execute it. Usually, you get one of those things," states Candy Monteiro (Producer, Monteiro Rose/Los Angeles). Good writers know it's not the idea, it's their voice

What people want to see is a script they haven't seen before. Ken Sherman points out that he looks for originality, passion, an individual voice, as well as someone who is a craftsman and is not afraid to be different. In truth, there's a shortage of powerful books that can be turned into movies


The movie effectively captures the novel by incorporating the very strong presence of the narrator. Part of its success derives from the fact the movie incorporates a lot of music, bringing it alive in a way the book cannot. Writers often dream of their novel being made into a successful film. But a (a sad, little sinking feeling) overcame me the moment I heard the screenwriter wanted to set the film version of The Wives of Bath in the present.
• There is no possible way to review CCCold River if you are insecure or paranoid Some books are merely important. Cold River is necessary [People quarrel with every incarnation of a book on film. And that's their privilege Film directors don't always play by the book ; Thanks Julie: The Orchid Thief - Are we as an audience being tricked? Is Charlie Kaufman just messing with our heads or does he really believe what he writes? ... what he is writing is what we have been watching – and the film we are about to watch: The book is also about orchids themselves, their haunting beauty and ability to spark passion in people who lack the emotion. I don't want to cram in sex or guns or car chases. You know? Or characters learning profound life lessons.... I mean, the book isn't like that, and life isn't like that. It just isn't - "I wanted," she comes to feel, "to want something as much as people wanted these plants." (Adaptation is one of 2002’s freshest breaths of air. It is undoubtedly bizarre, and even, for a first-time viewer, somewhat confusing. But having been wowed by the film twice, I feel assured in saying something as quote whorish as…“has more layers than orchids have petals”) Adaptation: Ouroboros is a snake eating its own tail ; Screenwriters Trying to Stay True: If ever a book-based film inspired questions of the original author, it is "Adaptation - To begin.. To begin... How to start?... I'm hungry... I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think... Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee... Coffee and a muffin... Films Based on Books: The Shooting Script ]
• · Making an independent film takes talent, ambition, knowledge, salesmanship, persistence and a bit of luck. Film Makers ; A Bit of Illusion, A Bit of Laughter: Why can’t modern Czech moviemakers succeed at home? Exploring Czech Cinema ; Like all central European countries, the Czech and Slovak republics have been buffeted around by the whims of history, as borders have flown back and forth and regimes have come and gone. Any journey into these countries' cinematic cultures, then, is inevitably also an exploration of their complex histories and senses of identity Czech and Slovak Cinema ; Australian directors return home to develop adaptations ; Film Forum: Like The Quiet American, Rabbit-Proof Fence will remain a significant cinematic contribution to discussions of foreign policy, ethics, national identity, and human rights. Christopher Doyle's cinematography captures so much heat and dust, audiences are likely to use those free soda refill coupons Two Elegant Adaptations by Director Phillip Noyce
• · · Plastic: The bookshelves have long been a treasure-trove for frustrated film directors and ambitious TV producers The Human Strain — On Your Suspension Of Disbelief; Yeah, but the Book Is Better Adaptations from book to film are risky at best ; What wonderful adaptations of books do you know of? Unadaptable: Your Future Nostalgia. Today; Why not sock the audiences early with the ‘fuck her in the ass’ line? Film Adaptation of Literature ; Studio executives in Hollywood have a good deal in common with football managers. It's hard to know exactly what they do. They're inevitably fired. - Books are books; films neither improve them, nor are the contents of novel mysteriously changed by the alchemy of a movie adaptation Hollywood and the Recycled Idea: To the Best of Our Knowledge
• · · · On March 26, 1969, a young man named John Kennedy Toole connected a hose to his car's exhaust pipe, locked himself in and committed suicide. It is impossible to fathom why a person takes his or her own life, but this much is certain: Toole was despondent about his career as a writer, his unpublished novel had been rejected year in, year out, and the future seemed bleak -- which makes the subsequent success of "A Confederacy of Dunces" all the more dazzling. Best-selling books can have a tortuous path to the big screen: Tales from the script ; A Nerdy Day At the Movies, and The Three Laws of Adaptations
• · · · · It's a real albatross to take on a well-known book, because you know people are going to be profoundly disappointed Adaptation a labour of love: Everything is Illuminated ; Anthony Minghella has carved out his own significant directing niche-big-budgeted, glossy and nicely scaled, literate adaptations of great books-and no other director today seems to quite be playing so well in that field. Examining his last three films, "The English Patient," "The Talented Mr. Ripley," and his latest, “Cold Mountain" may be the most bittersweet-or at least bitter-of the three Cold Mountain: based-on-the-title-of-the-book ; Making a Good Script Great and Creating Unforgettable Charactes Writer-directors either work very well or fall in a heap The Art of Adaptation: Turning Fact And Fiction Into Film ; I asked about 15 colleague directors to do this film, because I loved the book. That ye put off concerning the former conversation the old man, which is corrupt according to the deceitful lusts; And be renewed in the spirit of your mind. Ephesians 4:22-23 (KJV) The female face of moral concern
• · · · · · This Is The Title Of This Story, Which Is Also Found Several Times In The Story Itself Overcaffeinated: an argument between High and Low Art ; Richard Scarry’s Noah the Boa was the original snake on a plane. (Where there’s some lawsuit speculation. I just want an injunction against "motherf****** snakes on a motherf****** plane" chatter. Seriously, what the f***? And I’m sure people in Hollywood are already working on knockoffs. Next year we can look to the awards for controversial themes on the punishment of adulterers with a branding iron in the shape of the letter A, runaway slaves, and the debate over free silver.) Noah the Boa and other book-to-film miscellany; The Weinstein Company sued Columbia Pictures last week over rights--including publishing rights--to the work of the late Wang Du Lee, author of books including Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Crouching Dragon

Thursday, April 13, 2006



The most popular dinner speaker is the one who sits down before he stands up
-Mahaffy 1900

Imagine if literary novelists stopped writing about love and sex. We'd notice, wouldn't we? Where Have All the Strivers Gone?

Art of Living & Literature Across Frontiers: A bleak bard's stark century
Dublin embraces the playwright who found meaning in nothingness

SAMUEL BECKETT is everywhere in Dublin, glowering down on the home town he deserted as a young man.
A hundred years after the playwright's birth on April 13, 1906, the Irish capital is embracing its difficult native son.


Dublin embraces plays [It doesn't have quite the same ring as Dale Peck's infamous line ... Michiko Kakutani recently embarked on her 25th year as a New York Times book critic, and it's gotten to the point that when her name is mentioned in print, you can see the smoke rising from the page A critic with a fixation; Ordinary Czechs pulled together magnificently during the last week's catastrophic flooding, as people on the ground generally do in a crisis Prague: Flood weary ; A statue of Karl Marx still greets visitors to the headquarters of the Czech Communist Party Czech Communists shrug off Marx, look to future ; How is history to judge Blair? ]
• · I just walk around. I want to be swept off my feet, you know? I want my children to have magical powers. I am prepared for amazing things to happen. I can handle it Me and You and Everyone We Know ; The group chief executive of Axa Asia Pacific, Les Owen, warned yesterday that home owners could face a 50-year fall in the real value of Australian homes after 50 years of rises and argued for a phasing out of tax breaks such as negative gearing. Speaking at a symposium in Melbourne, Mr Owen said that virtually all the increase in Australians' net worth from about $70,000 per person in 1990 to $180,000 now had come from the increase hi the value of houses. Australian Financial Review, 10/04/2006, Financial Services, Page 54 real value of Australian homes ; Can the loneliest corner of North Dakota attract anyone to go live there? Not Far From Forsaken
• · · Whether its tattoos, scars or bright underwear, body art is nothing new - and tells us a lot about being human. A statement of identity ; Think murder by poison, and Lucrezia Borgia comes quickly to mind. Willful, beautiful, sexually promiscuous, and by historical reputation ruthless, she was said to rival her brother Cesare and her father, Pope Alexander VI, in jealousy, intrigue, and homicide, dispatching those who thwarted her with a dash of white arsenic in their drinks. Don't Chew the Wallpaper ; Cold River in front of silver screen
• · · · Living together may lead to more breakups. As men who get the milk free don't buy the cow Should we live together? ; LIFE seems to be rosier for people whose parents stay together. As divorce becomes more prevalent, young people are more likely to have their education disrupted by family problems and experience difficulty finding a partner they are happy with Have a life - keep the folks wed ; My heart opens up to you when she says she has no time for you now. 'My soul, why dost thou not depart from me?' Unrequited Love: Then and Now
• · · · · Sex today: condoms and pills ; Definition of sex consent splits legal world; Surely sex can be wrong if it involves force, manipulation, barranquering, lying or cheating, but sex itself seems innocent enough In the age of science, why be shamed by sex?
• · · · · · Here are words that no parent wants to hear: I've decided to major in English. I feel I've dwelt in this immensely rich world. I've dwelt in marvels and riches ... Literary experience heals the wound without undermining the privilege of individuality Eat This Book ; On the bizarre story of flightless birds and red herrings Penguins Fail to Prove Existence of God; Conservatives teach sex ed to medical students. Thanks, Congress. Chastity, M.D.

Sunday, April 02, 2006



In my eyes the world is full of nice people. I appreciate post peppered with ideas by Shel Israel, who wrote Naked Conversations with Robert Scoble, for figuring out how to deal with anonymous reviews on Amazon:

In a commentariat there is a suggestion by a certain Bob of Bob@Example.com fame that bloggers could be classified as being a kind of bunch who practice and preach back-scratching ...


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via Werner Vogels by Hugh, priceless humour



'I fully realize you may try to side-step my question, because I haven't revealed who I am. I haven't read Naked Conversations, and perhaps in there you explain why one shouldn't engage in blog conversations unless the other party has revealed who they are.

Nonetheless, I will ask.

Have you read Jozef Imrich's book, Cold River, from cover to cover?

The reason I ask is that I've noticed that some bloggers operate in a tit for tat manner. For example, if you put me on your blogroll, I'll put you on mine. Now mind you, I may never read your blog, but since you scratched my back, I'll scratch yours.

Now clearly Jozef is a fan of you and your book. So I'm left to wonder if your calling his book "wonderful" and "gripping" is based on personal experience of having read it cover to cover, or whether this just mutual back-scratching.

Thanks!

bob'

Shel Israel replied:

Bob,

Yes, I have read Jozef Imrich's book cover to cover. I did that before starting the Naked Conversations project. I did that before ever staring the Naked Conversations project. I do not make recommendations of any product or service that I have not tried, read, listened to or watched myself. having answered your question, please answer one for me.

Who are you and why do you need to wear the mask of anonymity?
Comentariat of Another Idea for Amazon

Cold River has been part of the Deep Book Blog selection for many, many, years ... Books by Bloggers

Bill Gates and Robert Scobles of Microsoft fame have been distributing Cold River in PDF and other versions for four years

CODA: Christopher Morley once noted: Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity D. P. Roseberry, the editor of Cold River



As I noted earlier, the world is filled with nice bloggers and cartoonists.

courtesy of Hugh via Alan Weinkrantz

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Werner Vogels writes: In order to get closer to their customers, humanize Amazon, increase sales, and stay modern, Amazon.com has decided to make all Instant Messenger (IM) handles of its employees public. This way Amazon.com customers will get unprecedented access to the talented engineers at Amazon to answer all their questions, or just to have an interesting conversation about a new book or that old sci-fi movie. If you want to know why the shipping prediction date was not really clear, feel free to IM Justin Rudd, and get the details behind the algorithms he used to give Amazon.com customers a fast estimate on when they can expect their purchases. Amazon Gets IM on - 1st of April ;-)


A number of emails reached my inbox today one by a professional writer noting:

'That review is unconscionable. There's no reason for anyone to be that vicious, particularly in public.

It might still be more effective to have others respond to the nasty reviewer, at the very least to demand civility. He's entitled to say he doesn't like the book and doesn't think others should buy it, but that level of vitriol suggests that either
1) this person has a grudge against you or
2) this person is immature enough to think that kind of nastiness passes for wit.

You have my heartfelt sympathy. '

As they say, the river to getting positively reviewed is never a smooth one ... No great accomplishments are ever realized without first having to endure steep surf, hard rips and sharp turns.

In many ways, hate and indifference are very dangerous combinations ... The road to totalitarianism and horrific episodes like Auschwitz was built by hate but paved with indifference.

The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference.
The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference.
The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference.
And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.
Elie Wiesel (US News & World Report 27 October 1986)

Inspired By Shel Israel - Hugh of Gaping Void fame draws on his deep sense of back-scratching humour 'Should Amazon Blog?' Nobody Cares ...


You're not going to read a book
You're going to cross the Iron Curtain

The tale, not the teller,
is what matters most ...

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